翻译：
Steve：嗨，Tony【亲了亲Tony的头顶】
Tony：额，你—
Bucky：嗨，布娃娃【亲了亲Tony的头顶】
Tony：你h——
Loki：嗨，公主【亲了亲Tony的头顶】
Tony：你们干什——
Stephen：早上好啊我的小讨厌鬼【亲了亲Tony的头顶】
Tony：【从咖啡机前退开并嘟起了嘴】够了！我发誓要是你们这些巨大的混蛋敢再做一次，我对神发誓！
【肩膀被敲了敲】
Tony：【转过身】干嘛！？！
【Tony看到Thor像只被遗弃的小狗一样站在那边。他叹了口气，把自己的头往更高大的人那边靠了靠】
Thor：【脸上挂着最大的笑容】早上好，Tony【正准备亲他的头顶，但是对着围观的众人邪笑一下后，抬起了Tony的脸并对着唇吻了上去】
Tony：【脸刷的一下变得鲜红，并因为震惊愣住了】
Thor：【戳了戳Tony的脸】啊哈哈，我觉得我把钢铁之人弄坏了
原文：
Steve: hey Tony *kisses the top of Tony's head*
Tony: errrr he-
Bucky: hey doll *kisses the top of Tony's head*
Tony: hel-
Loki: hey princess *kisses the top of Tony's head*
Tony: what the he-
Stephen: good morning you little shit *kisses the top of Tony's head*
Tony: *backs away from the coffee machine and pouts* THAT'S IT! I SWEAR IF ANYMORE OF YOU GIANT MOTHER FUCKERS DOES IT AGAIN , I SWEAR TO GOD!
*tap tap*
Tony: *turns around* WHAT!?!
*Tony watches as Thor stands there looking like a lost puppy. He sighs as he tilts his head towards the taller man*
Thor: *biggest smile on his face* good morning Tony *is about to kiss the top of his head but with a smirk towards everyone who is witnessing this, he lifts Tony's face up and goes for a kiss to the lips*
Tony: *blushes bright red and stands there frozen in shock*
Thor: *tries tapping Tony's face* uhhh I think I broke the man of iron
我最喜欢的就是人人都爱钢铁侠了！
这次的胜者是锤哥！
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